Thursday 21 October 2010

Bacon

I really don't get people who order bacon, and then complain about the fat, and end up eating one mouthful of bacon, leaving the rest. I mean honestly? What is the god forsaken point? You might as well of ordered a sausage, because you'll eat that wont you? Even though its processed and only 30-45% of it is actually pork meat, and is worse than eating the bacon fat. In fact, you probably dont realise that the sausage has pork fat in it, probably even more so than what you've left off your bacon. Retard.

"You gonna eat that mate?"

4 comments:

  1. Because the fat isnt as nice unless its cooked crispy. Chewy food should come in a haribo bag, not on my breakfast.

    Anyway what you complaining about processed food for? Like a double cheese burger at mcdonalds is much better.

    But the reason im not eating that bacon fat is so I dont suffer from heartattacks at pointless hours of the night!

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  2. no but you'll have an extra sausage instead of having mushrooms, or tomatoes, which is the healthiest thing on the plate. well done.

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  3. Ive never asked for an extra sausage, i always have black pudding... Because that does come with a mega! lol

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