Wednesday 20 October 2010

Dappy, Tiny Tempah, and whatever.....

First of all, I'd like to start out by pointing out how much of a twat Dappy from N-Dubz is (as if you all hadn't noticed).

I mean honestly, where does this guy get off. Is this the kind of person we should be parading about on the telly? Is this the type of person we want to set an example to the generation of the present? Fuck no, The scary thing is there are probably people out there who actually admire him and aspire to look or be like him. If your one of those, sorry, your doomed to be a complete wally. I'd like to example Dappy's idiocy by presenting you a clip from his recent appearance on BBC's Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Prepare to cringe.

Noel Fielding vs Dappy

He's quite short. I'd like to see him in his school days, with a tall guy holding his hat too high for him to reach, jumping up and down squeaking like a prat, He'd probably do the same now.

Now Tiny Tempah, he's a little different. The real issue here is the name. Tiny Tempah, what does that imply exactly? Has he a short fuse? Does he express his anger mildly and bottle up the rest? Because that's concerning, it wouldn't be good for his health. I can imagine him spilling his drink and going "oh darn, i'll have to pay for another drink now!" What if a relative or friend died? Would he react in a similar fashion? (Minus the paying for another one part, that would be silly).

Don't even get me started on Tinchy Stryder, He probably takes ages to walk anywhere. And he can't spell.

No comments:

Post a Comment